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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/promptflation-when-adding-ai-increases-valuation-by-300-overnight</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/carbonated-curriculum-evidence-that-extreme-us-college-schedules-are-optimized-for-caffeinated-soft-drink-sales</loc>
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      <image:title>Journal - Carbonated Curriculum: Evidence That Extreme U.S. College Schedules Are Optimized for Caffeinated Soft Drink Sales - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Figure 1. Hourly Schedule Compression Index (SCI) vs. Caffeinated Soft Drink Purchases (CSDP). Note the repeated co-peaks and the late-evening “panic bump.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Journal - Carbonated Curriculum: Evidence That Extreme U.S. College Schedules Are Optimized for Caffeinated Soft Drink Sales - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Figure 2. Scatter plot of Sleep Debt Index vs. weekly caffeinated soft drink units (arbitrary). The upward trend supports the Fizzwick Fatigue Cycle.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/the-teflon-threshold-when-cognitive-slip-leads-to-political-grip</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Journal - You’re Not Wrong, You’re Just Loud: Dunning-Kruger in Group Chats - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/the-purradox-of-control-why-you-dont-own-your-cat-and-never-did</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-13</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/tariffs-and-tantrums-how-childhood-attachment-styles-predict-trade-policy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/rise-in-veganism-linked-to-lower-tide-patterns-a-coastal-case-study</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Journal - Rise in Veganism Linked to Lower Tide Patterns: A Coastal Case Study - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/a-defense-of-anecdata-when-your-cousins-story-should-count-as-evidence</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Journal - A Defense of Anecdata: When Your Cousin’s Story Should Count as Evidence - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/the-peer-review-illusion-how-we-approved-this-nonsense</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/streaming-services-and-the-collapse-of-empathy-netflix-as-a-neurotoxin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Journal - Streaming Services and the Collapse of Empathy: Netflix as a Neurotoxin? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/5g-towers-and-bee-population-decline-a-cellular-conspiracy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Journal - 5G Towers and Bee Population Decline: A Cellular Conspiracy - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/tiktok-and-tectonic-activity-when-trendlines-shake-the-earth</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/vaccines-and-the-rise-in-gluten-free-diets-a-cultural-causal-crisis</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/increased-use-of-electric-vehicles-coincides-with-decline-in-moral-character</loc>
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      <image:title>Journal - Increased Use of Electric Vehicles Coincides With Decline in Moral Character - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.junk-science.org/journal/autism-wifi</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-05</lastmod>
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