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At JUNK, we welcome submissions that are bold, speculative, and lightly allergic to evidence. Manuscripts should include at least one graph with dual y-axes, a provocative title, and citations from sources ranging from obscure blogs to that one friend who “just knows.” While statistical significance is optional, confidence is mandatory.

Submissions must be formatted to look peer-reviewed. We accept .docx, .pdf, or screenshots of whiteboards. Please avoid including disclaimers unless they’re ironic. All accepted articles will undergo our rigorous review process (i.e., our intern skims the abstract).